| Tidbit |
[Jan. 25th, 2009|10:23 am] |
This little tidbit from the Phaultless Philes that I thought you all might enjoy.
Shrek, Brad Pitt and Jennifer Lopez were all having lunch together.
Shrek said, 'I have always thought that I'm the strongest man in the world, but how can I be sure?
Jennifer Lopez agreed. 'I'm told I'm the sexiest of them all, but sometimes I wonder.'
Brad Pitt said, 'I'm pretty sure I'm the hottest man alive but I've never had it confirmed.'
They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs were true was to approach the wicked Queen's mirror to confirm for them whether Shrek was the strongest, Brad Pitt was the hottest and Jennifer Lopez was the sexiest.
They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss their findings.
The next day Shrek walked up with a smile. 'Well, it 's true. The mirror told me that I am the strongest man in the world.'
Jennifer Lopez followed and boasted, 'It is true, it has been confirmed that I am the sexiest woman alive!!'
Brad Pitt walked in, head bent, tears in his eyes and asked, "Who the hell is the Pedster? |
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| Instructions |
[Jan. 7th, 2009|12:37 pm] |
| [ | Current Location |
| | At my stupid new computer. | ] |
| [ | Current Mood |
| |  cheerful | ] |
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| | WKRP in Cincinnatti keeps going through my head. | ] |
I have read the instruction from MambleScramble and now I am an expert in using the LJ.
The only problem now is that I have nothing to say to my 'Friends' except 'Happy New Year'. Oh, yea, I just remembered. I would like to spell my user name with a capital P instead of a small p. How do I change it? |
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| Friends |
[Dec. 22nd, 2008|05:20 pm] |
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I have added (I think) both Mamblescramble and daughter eldest to my friends list. I still have not figured out how to just sign on the LiveJoural and read my entry. The only way I will be able to read this post is when someone responds to it and I can click onto the link. |
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| Banter |
[Dec. 17th, 2008|07:13 pm] |
I finally got back to my journal and what did I find? Mamble Scramble and my daughter eldest bantering back and forth about that stuped James Bond movie and popcorn. I will have you both know that my journal is for expressing our journalistic abilities (yes, Daughter Eldest, I have some) not for banter. Nobody even mentioned my great short story about the fixed objects and I worked so hard on it. It took me nearly two minutes to complete it. |
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| Look Who's Back !! |
[Dec. 2nd, 2008|06:21 pm] |
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I am just recovering from daughter eldest's visit. She made me take her to see the new James Bond movie. She also made me buy her popcorn and a soda. Total cost for an afternoon at the flicks was $31. No wonder I have to run around in 'Old Man Pants'. When I visit her between Christmas and New Year's I am going to make her take me to the movies and buy me some popcorn. Getting back to the movie, it is no longer James Bond, just another good spy movie. His name could have been Seth Willoughby, Super Spy or Pedley Potash, Private Potentate. Anything but James Bond. |
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| Fixed Objects |
[Aug. 18th, 2008|05:30 pm] |
I will try another Great American Novel.
It was a dark and a stormy night. My eyes were fixed on a fixed object which was itself fixed upon the bark of a tree which had been in a fixed postition for over a hundred years.
As I slowly drew closer to the fixed object, I noticed that there was a smaller fixed object fixed on the still unidentified larger fixed object. It was then that I realized that I had to know what the original fixed object was before I could identify the second fixed object. But before I could close enough to get a good look at the two fixed objects, my feet became fixed in deep and soggy mud. Knowing that I couldn't get any closer to the fixed objects, I said to myself "I sure got myself in a fine fix."
Am I destined for greatness as a writer or will I be fixed in mediocrity? |
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